they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Watching her eat just hurts me
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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