No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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