Ambien. No doubt about it.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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