Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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