then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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