He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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