did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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