talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Oh god it's open bar.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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