So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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