she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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