Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Dick very happy bro
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
