it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
