But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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