im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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