I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Maybe he injected his testicle?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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