Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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