so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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