sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
What a fucking waste of an outfit
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Randomize
