She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She bit a glass in half.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
