if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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