just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Randomize
