I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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