Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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