we have officially lost it.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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