Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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