I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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