just come out here and I will go home with you...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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