I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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