I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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