I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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