Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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