it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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