They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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