covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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