It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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