I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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