Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I use my feet as sexual weapons
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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