It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
We need to rekindle our bromance
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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