she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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