u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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