My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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