He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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