i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I am one with the molecules
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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