id be glad to
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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