Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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