Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Randomize
