so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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