last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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