Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
BRING THE BAGELS
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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