i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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