just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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